A Mutant Coronavirus Has Emerged That Knows How To Steal Clothes and Dress Up as Delivery People

Sue Salvi
2 min readMay 7, 2020
Photo by Fusion Medical Animation on Unsplash

We’re all scared to death, have no mentally-vibrant leadership, and everyday the news outperforms our most outrageous imagined scenarios. So I can’t say I was overly surprised when I answered the doorbell to receive my Thai food delivery and instead found a stacked cluster of coronaviruses wearing a trench coat, sunglasses and…

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Sue Salvi

Resides in Chicago, originally from Pittsburgh. Humor writing with the mission to keep LOLs and ROFL’s popular and active. Or even just HH’s. (hahas).