Modern Indicators That You Died in Your Sleep Last Night

Sue Salvi
2 min readApr 8, 2022
Photo by Zulmaury Saavedra on Unsplash

Used to be, you’d only know you died in your sleep and had transitioned into being an apparition because your horse wouldn’t respond to you, or your urine didn’t smell like last night’s asparagus, but nowsadays, with modern technology, there are so many ways to discern whether or not you died last night!

  1. Alexa refuses to respond to your weather query. It’s quite…

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Sue Salvi

Resides in Chicago, originally from Pittsburgh. Humor writing with the mission to keep LOLs and ROFL’s popular and active. Or even just HH’s. (hahas).